slumpony (ep), by futurecrime

slumpony (ep)

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1.	soft chainsaw (intro) 01:45		buy track
2.	laurentia 03:40	lyrics	buy track
pittsburgh! I was in your diners and between your sheets I wasn't looking above your mountains I was underneath and now I'm in new orleans and it occurs to me huh? how did laurentia get so flat in the middle, anyway?
3.	dimanche noir (soundcheck) 01:48		buy track
4.	bouncy house sob-sex 03:07	lyrics	buy track
why is it only fun if I'm ruining everything? I guess I had a marvelous time, ruining everything but why is it only fun if I'm ruining everything? I love ruining everything
5.	darling machine 03:17	lyrics	buy track
I can't be your darling machine smell the burning as my servos are turning I cant create the things you need i could never be that shiny thing this analogue heart doesn't keep up with the clock the same as it used to but does that mean but does that mean... that I can't stay? true, I can't be your darling machine but that doesn't mean I can't be a plaything So does that mean So does that mean I can stay for a little while more? No I can't be your darling machine recycling me you know it gets all thrown onto to the same heap
6.	iris lost its luster 03:22	lyrics	buy track
everything you loved about her is a ghost now her iris lost its luster and dripped out never wanted to grow up still stuck in adventure time but life is something that happens to you more than something you live in so what's the silver lining? you're on streets all tilting, sagging then you start to realize you never needed green eyes.

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last year was a complex, challenging, and ultimately growth-filled year, but it left me in an uncertain state in a lot of my musical projects, and made my creative world full of chaos...then I moved halfway across the US. Think of this ep as an experiment, a challenge, a 200m dash of sorts. I gave myself three days to make a small record with whatever popped in my head first. The resulting noises are weird, wobbly, a little midwest emo at times, and punctuated with occasional chaos.

Consider this the cool, forgotten memento I scrounged out of my mental spring cleaning. Cheers!

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released April 9, 2023

futurecrime - Vox, Jazzmaster, Bass, Wurlitzer, Flute, Mandolin, Clown Horn, Rubber Chicken, Household Objects, Claps 'n' Snaps

Album Cover illustrated by Jess Vavra

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futurecrime New Orleans, Louisiana

socially and artistically challenged weirdo making lofi garage shit on an old laptop. WYSIWYG.

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